NikkerZ

Dear John Clayton,

Hi. I think we should talk about the meat of your comment. “Waterboarding”.

When you refer to Waterboarding, are you talking about “knee boarding” or “wake boarding’? Because “knee boarding” ranks on my “10 most painful experiences” list.

I was raised on a lake in the middle of nowhere Michigan. I’ve done just about every water sport known to wo+man. No matter HOW experienced or awesome you are on a kneeboard, FACE PLANTS are inevitable. There is nothing more refreshing than a nasal enema at 55 mph! Positively exhilirating!

Kneeboarding ranks on my list of “Most Painful Experiences” along with Chuck E Cheese (I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE WORSHIP THE RAT?!!!)!

Okay, so that’s all. I thought I would share my thoughts.

Cordially,

NikkerZ

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